False advertising

Looky at the new photo A helped me get onto Friendster.  It looks like I am a very very good student, with coffee and a halo and everything, but it’s an illusion, because I was actually standing on MHC campus when that pic was taken.  If someone took my picture at BU I’m pretty sure I would have deep circles under my eyes, greasy hair, and something illicit in my hands, because I am a very very bad law student.  How else to explain the fact that I’m writing a paper with the following deep insight: "This would indicate that law enforcement
officials actually think that individuals are more or less likely to be
criminal based on their race."  I wish I could just take the D and not go to class anymore. 

One Response to “False advertising”

  1. Benjamin Says:

    More. Write more.

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